SPOILER ALERT! Adam Lambert's role on GLEE leeked

Demi Lovalatio, a disgruntled fluffer on the set of GLEE, contacted Biggest Leeker’s office and disclosed the details of Adam Lambert’s role on the popular show, now filming its sixth season.

Lovalatio was busy trying to get Lambert, the openly gay runner-up from American Idol’s eighth season, ready for his opening scene and became angry when Lambert declared that he didn’t need her help to prepare.  Lovalatio was promised a small singing part with Lambert if he enjoyed working with her.  Lovalatio is a huge fan of Lambert and said she was more excited for this opportunity than she was to work with a big purple dinosaur. 

Lovalatio contacted Biggest Leeker’s office shortly after being escorted off the GLEE set in New York City.

Lovalatio revealed that because of Lambert’s creativity, the producers of GLEE came up with the concept of Lambert’s character, Shane Sheldon, to own a food truck, but allowed Lambert to decide on its design and what food(s) it would sell.  The food truck parks near the apartment shared by Rachel, Santana and Kurt. And like many Broadway wannabes in New York City, Shane needs several sources income to make ends meet.  So when the food truck closes after the lunch rush, Shane gives singing lessons in the rear of the truck.  Lambert, never missing an opportunity to be a little naughty, decided to sell sausages.  Lambert said that he enjoys the look, feel and smell of the sausage varieties. The truck business, “Shane Sheldon’s Sausages” sells keilbasi sandwiches, hot dogs and Italian hot sausages that are all guaranteed to be at least nine inches long.  Originally he planned to have a juice truck, but New Yorker’s don’t have the same love for liquid kale as Californians, so he thought it wouldn’t be believable.

Lovalatio continues to spill more details of Lambert’s opening scene.  Kurt visits Shane’s food truck the first day it arrives and sees that the menu includes singing lessons.  Noticing that his sausage was only six inches, Kurt asks for a singing lesson instead of the usual “gurarantee”. During the session Kurt and Shane come up with a perfect jingle for Shane’s business.  The catchy jingle will be available on MyToons and the single will be released for charity.  Lambert chose the charity “Vegan Vagabonds” as they provide meat to children of vegans and vegetarians who chose to escape the meatless lifestyle unfairly imposed on them.  Some New Yorkers are upset that a large percentage of the funds will end up in California instead of staying in New York.  In a related story, students back at McKinley High organize a sit-in-sing-a-thon to protest the school’s policy of banning food trucks from school property.

Lovalatio says she isn’t taking her dismissal sitting down and is in discussions with another network to create a reality show where she gives voice lessons out of a food truck.

Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken "Burn it Up" Together

Suspicious about the timing of pictures showing a shirtless Adam Lambert, Glamberts and Claymates will soon have the opportunity to purchase professional naked pictures.

Fans of the openly gay, American Idol runners up are begging to see their "Zeus in a Thong" and sexy "Sir Robin" naked. So the pair decided to team up for "Cray of Light", a charity they created, to provide safe sunbathing education and sunscreen products to freckled gingers and other fair skinned gay males in the world's hottest and sunniest areas.

The charity photo campaign called "Ginger Snaps" has Aiken and Lambert appearing naked together and separately in "tastefully edited" photographs that will be available for sale.  

Recently getting burned, Clay Aiken reached out to Adam Lambert, a fellow ginger, to get advice on how to keep from getting sunburned.  Lambert, being no stranger to getting burned commiserated with Aiken about his inability to fully enjoy some rays, and is usually seen on the hottest of days covering every inch of skin.

A few details have been leeked by James Blond, an intern and nephew of New York designers David and Phillipe Blond, who was a stylist for the photo shoot.  He said being a stylist for a naked photo shoot had its challenges, but Aiken and Lambert were up for it.  Blond shared a story about Lambert posing with an inflatable toy boat when Lambert joked, "We're gonna need a bigger boat". Aiken was having trouble walking after his most recent sun exposure where he burned his most sensitive area, the bottoms of his feet.  Lambert shared a tip, to wear knee high boots on the beach.  He said they also keep the sand out of your toes and protect your pedicure.

Blond spilled that a special collection of revealing poses will be autographed and auctioned.  Blond also joked that this will be one time fans will wish the pictures were not signed as the autographs cleverly cover some never seen skin.

Also, to introduce "Glambaik" a line of high end sunscreen (SPF69) products that also benefit the charity, West Hollywood wedding planner Mary Mitamoro is staging a nude beach "wedding" which is scheduled to take place at an undisclosed location.  Rumors have surfaced that Lambert and Aiken are planning to do a duet, unless it was misunderstood and are planning to "do it".

Choice seats directly in front and in back of Adam and Clay are already commanding thousands of dollars on ScalpMasters.com.  Listen for an official announcement about the photographs and auction on iHateRadio.

Bruno Mars' and Adam Lambert's "Never Close Our Eyes" Music Video Details Leeked

Fans of Grammy Award winner Bruno Mars and American Idol Season 8 runner-up Adam Lambert, will be thrilled to know that details of the music video for the much anticipated next single “Never Close Our Eyes” have been leeked.

Georgio Romeo (Knight of the Dead and Dawnriders) has been tapped by Lambert to direct the music video. Romeo contacted a movie props rental company to order needed items and couldn’t help but spill some details to the representative. The rep, who only wishes to be identified as a Glambert, told his story: 

"Mr. Romeo is a regular client. He said he was contacted by Adam Lambert to help with the creative vision for his latest music video. He (Romeo) said Adam was very candid about being a huge fan of videos like Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ and Madonna’s ‘Bedtime Story’ and also really likes vampires."

“I was so excited!" the Glambert, wearing heavy theatrical makeup himself, continued, "For me personally, I can’t wait til Halloween to see what creative costume Adam will come up with. And every year it’s been a vampire. So he (Romeo) said he wanted to add a zombie twist on the lyrics of “Never Close Our Eyes.” It will be similar to the “If I Had You” video with all of Adam’s friends participating and will take place in a cemetery instead of the woods."

 Evidently, our source was given even more juicy details from Romeo.

Our Glambert was overwhelmed in excitement as he spoke. "In a symbolic move, Adam will bury a bucket of glitter and also, to my horror, will bury his leather lace crotch pants. Then, Adam, as well as half of the zombies, will be wearing Italian designer suits. Renting 25 Italian designer suits is what brought Mr. Romero into our place. Believe me, he already has more plastic tombstones than anyone I know."

As reported by many sources, Adam performed the song “Trespassing” on the NewNowNext Awards. Biggest Leeker picked up on an unsubstantiated story that after Adam had a few drinks he promised his drag queen friends that they could be in his video.

Do you think Bruno Mars, who wrote the latest song, will make a cameo appearance as well? Maybe so, but the Biggest Leeker thinks you might not recognize him as we are betting he’ll be in drag too.

 

EDITOR'S NOTE:  One of our readers pointed out an obvious omission from the above story.  We at BiggestLeeker.com apologize for any confusion as the omission of the fact that "Adam Lambert is openly gay" clearly changes the whole story. Our writers have been carefully screened and the stories have been proofread, but this one slipped by us.  The writer of this story will be reprimanded, but since Sum Young Kyd is an intern and is working for free, we are going to keep him on our staff.

Adam Lambert Sex Tape Surfaces

Sex starved and horny Glamberts’ wish has been granted. An Adam Lambert sex tape has surfaced. Although only 45 seconds long and about 9 years old, the fuzzy videotape has been authenticated. Lambert was the runner-up on the eighth season of American Idol and is openly gay.

Liza Little, an Old Compton street drag queen and alleged Bordsteinschwalbe from her Berlin years, phoned Biggest Leeker’s London branch office where he explained to our receptionist, Ann Surring, that he is angry and wants to set the record straight after seeing a Tweet that indicated Lambert could last 45 minutes.

Papz Amir, our political and entertainment correspondent, met with Liza Little to obtain a copy of the videotape and get the back story. Previously, Lambert said that he never made a sex tape. Liza and Amir met at Die Busche the same bar where she met Lambert 9 years ago and shared the following story:

“Lambert, introduced himself as ‘Maggie Longfellow’. He said he was there with some of the cast and crew of 'HARE.’ She (Maggie/Adam) towered above the others. She wore a Bohemian tie dyed outfit, white Afro wig - oooo baby! - and purple pumps with 4” heels. I could sense this may have been punkin's first time out draggin it. Girl, had no grace in heels... sorry to say and .... (Liza shakes her whole body then licks her lips) he was spilln’ outta that tuck. I was attracted to him immediately! I asked him where he found pumps in such a big size. He told me he was playing hooky in the props room of the theatre then laughed about them being hard - - - to walk in."

"He was so huge , so awkward, yet irresistibly cute."

"I was almost giddy, we didn’t chat for long when I asked him to come home with me. I offered him a cocktail ... it was an excuse to go behind the bar and turn on my video camera. I don’t tape all of my customers, but that clingy frock was starting to look dishy and I thought this may be a one off for my record book."

Liza, told Leeker, the whole encounter lasted all of 45 seconds and was adorably awkward.

Recently Liza read an article that revealed Adam Lambert's porn name was Maggie Longfellow.

"You should have heard me gasp!" squealed Liza. "His (Lambert’s) black hair threw me off until I saw pictures of that freckled face after searching the internet. I immediately recognized my "Little Cuckoo" - that was a pet name I chose for his - well you know - his bell and bollocks, but that's him!  MY Maggie Longfellow!  And honey, I left no video tape unturned as I hunted for my 45 second nugget." 

Amir asked why Liza chose to reveal the tape now and why he chose Biggest Leeker when there are so many other tabloids that would have paid a huge sum for the video. Liza explained that it is not money but simply revenge and a duty to reveal the truth.

"I get so cheesed off!" Liza said with a flip of her hair. "Adam's boyfriend (Finnish reality star Sauli Moreskinin) looks like a fun size chap who's probably getting...... (Liza pauses)......well I'm just not buying that Lambert can last 45 minutes. It was on Twitter you know."

Liza paused and seemed to feign a teary-eyed moment, then regained composure and said, “I thought we had something special even though it was only 45 sexy seconds.”

Biggest Leeker asked Liza about the 45 sex-onds being well worth it. Liza spun around and quipped, "Watch the tape deary and you tell me. TTFN!"

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Adam Lambert Has Run-in With Entertainment Correspondent In Driveway

Biggest Leeker entertainment correspondent Papz Amir seized a long awaited photo opportunity as American Idol Season 8 runner-up Adam Lambert, who is openly gay, was believed to be leaving for the afternoon taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Prior to Lambert’s departure, several delivery vehicles arrived at Lambert’s home. One appeared to be delivering exercise equipment, a second contained home saunas, and a third from “Blue Ivy Organic Nursery”. A web search has since revealed one of the owners of the Blue Ivy Nursery as Beyonce, who has just launched a home growing kit for mushrooms rumored to have hallucinogenic effects.

A fourth van entered the property branded with the words “Alternative Hole Foods” on its side panels and SPLOSH on a custom license plate. Our correspondent interviewed Harry Reardon, a co-owner of the company. Reardon described their food products as newly available for home use after previously being limited to clinical trials.

Reardon said, "Folks who don’t like the taste of healthy food choices can self-administer 'Alternative Hole Foods' rectally."

"Many of our clients are subjected to limited food choices on airplanes, and face sabotaged diet plans due to unhealthy snacking. Our research compelled us to satisfy this demand for a unique, quick, and healthy nutrition option."

Reardon also spilled that Lambert volunteered to evaluate their newest product line called “Craqs”, the equivalent of a quick snack. Reardon continued explaining that full entrees can take up to 9 minutes to administer, and “Craqs” require only 4 minutes.

He also noted with enthusiasm, the perfect fit "Craqs" has with today’s busy lifestyle. For customers who prefer the 'green' lifestyle, the products are packaged with completely disposable, bio-degradable, and flushable materials.  Reardon denied any rumor that Lambert would be endorsing the products but noted that Lambert was anxious to give them a try on his flight overseas in a few weeks.

Lambert, who is currently promoting his newly released single, “Better Than I Know Myself” and upcoming album, “Trespassing”, attempted to leave his residence in a beige Ford Focus. Before the vehicle departed it was momentarily blocked by the "Alternative Hole Foods" truck.

Our correspondent, Papz Amir, was summoned over to Lambert’s vehicle after taking some pictures but remains mum on what Lambert whispered to him and has not submitted any photos.